rosecrystal:

would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy 

newps:

the thoughts that women have while drunk peeing at the bar looking at their own underwear should be revered like the bible

orpheuslament:

i <3 murder & cannibalism & toxicity & depravity

exitwound:

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

americiumam:

not now sweetie mommy’s bearing the curse.

loveletter2you:

also attractiveness in the modern age is determined by looking perfect for images but not any allure or personality. remember when people were weird looking but attractive bc they were confident and had sex appeal and it didnt matter that their faces were not symmetrical

ryebreadgf:

mothercain:

it is perfectly normal to attack things without warning 

homosexuanal:

I would actually kill myself if this was my life this sounds absolutely horrific

inesathammar:

I love saying “TO ME” right after I state my opinion because this is ABOUT ME nobody else needs to get involved

fridgebride:

ALT

mariamlovesyou:

I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)

renchanters:

i express emotion through 👎 and 👍 anything more complex is not worth my time

electrificata:

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much